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If you’ve ever found yourself cackling at a cauldron of puns or giggling like a goblin, you’re totally in the right place. Welcome to the ultimate collection of witch puns – 210+ magical zingers brewed to tickle your broomstick and charm your inner comedian.

Witch jokes aren’t just for Halloween. They’re timeless, pun-believable, and frankly, way too fun not to share year-round. Whether you need a spooky caption, a clever party line, or just a good laugh with your coven, this list is basically a potion of pure joy.

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Funny Witch Puns for Instagram

Witch better have my broom!
Just wingin’ it with my wand.
Broom hair, don’t care.
Resting witch face activated.
100% that witch.
Sip happens—especially when potions are involved.
Serving hex appeal.
Spell yeah, it’s Halloween!
Creep it real, witchy friends.
I’m here to stir up trouble.

Witch Puns Captions

If the broom fits, fly it.
Witchful thinking all day long.
Casting vibes and spells.
Wicked cute and spellbound.
This witch loves selfies and spells.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
A brew-tiful kind of day.
Channeling my inner spell-fie queen.
Witched to perfection.
This is my resting witch caption.

Funny Witch Puns One-Liners

I’m the witch your mom warned you about.
Witches be crazy!
I’m just here for the boos.
You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
I put a spell on you—and now you’re mine.
You can’t hex with the best.
Flying solo on my broom today.
Stirring up trouble like a potion pro.
My wand is bigger than yours.
Sassy, classy, and a bit witchy.

Fun Facts About Witch Puns

“Witch” is one of the most pun-friendly words in the Halloween lexicon.
The word “witch” dates back to Old English “wicce,” meaning sorceress.
Witch puns spike every October due to Halloween trends.
Broom-related puns are the most popular among all witch jokes.
Many witch puns rely on homophones like “witch” and “which.”
Pop culture witches (like Sabrina and Hermione) inspire tons of puns.
“Hex” and “spell” are the most commonly used pun add-ons.
Instagram influencers often use witch puns in seasonal captions.
Puns about witches can be traced back to medieval satire.
Modern witch puns blend humor with feminist empowerment.

Cat Witch Puns

Fur-midable feline with a wand!
You’ve cat to be kitten me, witch.
Whisker me away to my coven.
Just a witch and her purranormal partner.
My cat is pawsitively magical.
Cattitude level: Witch’s familiar.
Meowgical spells incoming!
This kitty’s got claws and cauldrons.
Purrfectly brewed companionship.
I put the “meow” in meowgician.

Classic Witch Puns to Cast a Spell

Brew can do it!
You’re brew-tiful.
Witched up and ready to fly.
Fang-tastic friends cast the best spells.
Cauldron you believe this spell?
Witch way to the party?
Feeling witch-tastic today.
You had me at “hocus.”
Spell me maybe.
Hex marks the spot.

Funny Witch Puns for a Magical Laugh

I’m hex-tra today!
I witch you would say that again.
Witch, please!
Stirred, not shaken.
Don’t make me flip my wand.
That’s un-boo-lievable, witch!
Get your broom in gear!
Cauldron humor at its finest.
Don’t hex me, bro.
I’ve got 99 problems, but a witch ain’t one.

Cute Witch Puns That Are Simply Spellbinding

Just a little spell-cial.
You make me batty.
I’m under your spell, cutie.
Too cute to spook!
Brew hugs and kisses.
Sparkle like a spell star.
Hocus pocus, you’re my focus!
Love you to the broom and back.
My heart says “witch you were here.”
You’re spell-tacular!

Spooky Witch Puns for a Hauntingly Good Time

Something wicked pun this way comes.
Witch better have my trick-or-treats.
Double, double, pun and trouble.
Brew-ha-ha in the moonlight.
It’s a frightful night for puns.
Haunt mess express.
Witching you a spooky season.
Ghosted by a witch—classic.
Scare-dy cats and wicked hats.
Bats off to your haunting style.

Clever Witch Puns That Hexpect a Laugh

I’ve got hex appeal.
Don’t hex it till you try it.
Witch-fully yours.
Time to hex-press myself.
Brewing up cleverness since 1692.
Let’s get spell-culated.
Take a witch-hunt on the pun side.
A hex on both your houses!
Get hex-tra credit for this pun.
I’m spell-checking you twice.

Family-Friendly Witch Puns for All Ages

What’s a witch’s favorite subject? Spelling!
Witch one of you stole my broom?
Why do witches wear name tags? So you know witch is which!
A witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a!
Broom service, coming through!
Just witching you a happy day!
A cauldron of laughter awaits.
No tricks, just treats and puns.
Flying lessons included with every giggle.
Mom said I’m her favorite little spell-caster.

Cute Puns for Baby Witches

These are sweet, silly, and perfect for the tiniest witches-in-training. Think “aww” meets “aha!”

You’re so spell-cial!
Witch way to the candy?
Broom-mates forever!
My little hexagon.
You’ve got me under your giggle spell.
Pocus and cuddles.
Bewitchin’ baby vibes.
Tiny cauldron, big magic.
Just a wee bit wicked.
Lil’ witch, big heart.

Halloween Party Pun-tastic Picks

Planning a party? These puns are your secret spell for keeping the fun flowing all night.

Let’s have a ghoul time!
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Witch, please! I brought snacks.
Come for the boos, stay for the brews.
This party is broomin’.
Fang-tastic feast ahead!
Bone Appétit!
I’m just here for the hocus pocus.
Cauldron’t resist this vibe.
Time to get this party haunting.

Social Media Spells

Wanna enchant your followers? These witchy one-liners are Instagram-ready and 100% postable.

Feeling witchy and richy.
Slayin’ like a Salem queen.
Too glam to give a damn…witch-style.
Broom hair, don’t care.
Flying into your feed like…
Sippin’ potions, spillin’ tea.
Haters gonna hex.
Just a casual spell check.
Batty but fabulous.
Wicked looks, wicked mood.

Romantic Witch Puns (Love Potions Included)

Got a crush on a fellow warlock? These puns are practically love spells.

I’ve got a hex on you.
Witch way to your heart?
You make my cauldron bubble.
Let’s brew something special together.
We’re broom-mates for life.
Your love is spell-binding.
Bewitched and bedazzled by you.
My heart flies to you nightly.
You put the charm in charming.
Love potion #9’s got nothing on you.

Sassy and Sarcastic Spells

For those days when you feel a little wicked and a lot fabulous.

Witch, I might!
Don’t hex with me.
Mood: 100% spell-titude.
Brew-tally honest today.
That’s a bunch of hocus NO-cus.
Sorry, I don’t do basic curses.
I’m here for the chaos and cackles.
You couldn’t handle my broom.
Hex yeah, I said it.
Try me—I double-spell dare you.

Classic Cauldron Chuckles

Some puns never go out of style. These are old-school charmers.

What’s brewing? Trouble!
Double, double, pun and trouble.
Stirring up some fun.
Eye of newt and a pun to boot!
Just hanging with my witch crew.
Cauldron calling the kettle spooky.
Spell yeah!
Gone witchin’.
Mixing puns like potions.
Fly you later!

Funny Witch Names That’ll Make You Cackle

Need a new name for your alter ego? Try these hilarious monikers.

Witcha McCallit
Broomhilda
Hexie McHexface
Wanda the Wacky
Glenda Gone Wild
Salem Sue
Potionella
Spellissa
Voodoo Vicky
Elphaba Extra

Witch Puns for Kids

These ones are cute, clean, and classroom-approved!

You’re spell-tacular!
Don’t be a scaredy-cat!
That costume is magic!
Boo to you, too!
Have a fang-tastic time!
Witch better have my candy!
You’re spook-tastic!
No tricks, just treats!
Frankly, I’m batty!
Let’s go on a broom ride!

Friendship-Inspired Wordplay

Puns to share with your broom-besties.

You’ve got witchy vibes I admire.
You’re the spell to my cast.
Let’s stir up trouble together.
Batty for you, bestie.
Coven goals!
You’re my favorite potion person.
Friends who hex together, stay together.
Witch better together.
You put the “boo” in my crew.
Just two witches causing mischief.

Puns for Costumes and Cosplay

Heading to a convention or Halloween bash? Try these punny outfit tags.

Fashionably spellbound.
Haute witch couture.
I woke up like this—enchanting.
Glamour spell activated.
Casting looks, not just spells.
My wand’s designer, darling.
The broom is my runway.
Black hat, don’t care.
Witch, but make it fashion.
Fierce, fabulous, and a little freaky.

Punny Potions & Drinks

Magical names for your brews and party drinks.

Love Potion Latté
Witch’s Brew Brew (say that five times fast)
Eye-Opener Elixir
Ghoul-Aid
Bubble & Squeak Soda
Cauldron Cola
Black Magic Mocha
Spell Spritz
Vampire Venom Vodka
Enchanted Espresso

Witchcraft Puns for Gamers and Nerds

Level up your spellcasting with these geeky gems.

Mana’s my middle name.
I cast “LOL” on you.
Hit points? I’ve got broom points.
Wizard lag is real.
Respawn like a witch boss.
Potion cooldown: never.
I’m a level 99 sass caster.
Let’s rage-coven.
That’s some epic spell gear.
Buffed and bewitched.

Bookish Witch Puns

Perfect for bookworms with a magic twist.

I like my books spellbound.
Chapter one: potions and peril.
A tale of two broomsticks.
Hardcover hexes.
Read it and bewitched.
Once upon a cauldron…
Hocus Pocus Book-us.
My library’s haunted (by good stories).
Curling up with a good grimoire.
Witch-lit is my genre.

Work and School Magic

Who says you can’t mix spells with spreadsheets?

Making spreadsheet spells.
Spell deadlines, not doom.
Broom room meetings.
Presentation of the undead.
Brewed up this report overnight!
Teacher’s pet (literally).
Homework? More like hexwork.
I put the “fun” in function.
Wandering into the weekend.
Time for some spell studies.

Pet Witch Puns

Because familiars deserve fun names too.

Meowgic Kitty
Howl-oween Hound
Broom Barker
Fangsy Fluffy
Hexie the Hamster
Purr-celot
BatCat
Spellhound
Toad-ally magical
Whiskers the Wise

Cooking with Cauldron Vibes

Kitchen magic is a real thing, you know.

Stirring up some witch’s dish.
A pinch of sass, a dash of hex.
Cauldron cuisine is served!
Simmer down, brew’s not done yet.
Hocus Pocus Hummus.
Eye of onion, fang of garlic.
“Boil & bake” instructions included.
Wok-ing witch wonders.
Ghoulish gourmet, anyone?
Serving spooky realness.

Holiday-Themed Puns

Witch jokes aren’t just for October!

Merry Hex-mas!
Brew Year’s Eve
Cupid’s got nothin’ on my love spells.
Hop on your broom – it’s Easter!
Red, white, and boo!
Spooky summer solstice!
Witches love fireworks, too!
Trick-or-treat… in July?
Hocus Holidays!
Wishing you a magical Memorial Day.

Movie-Inspired Witchy Puns

Lights, camera, spell-action!

The Hex-Files
Witchbusters
Spell Wars: Return of the Brew
Enchanting Nemo
Cauldron of the Rings
Bewitch Perfect
Fantastic Spells and Where to Cast Them
Matilda’s Magic Reboot
Mean Witches
Hex-Men

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Nature & Outdoors Magic

For the forest witch in your soul.

Broomin’ through the woods.
Witch hikes are the best hikes.
Leaf it to the trees.
Moonlit mushroom magic.
Enchanted forest vibes only.
Rooted in spells and soil.
Nature’s my potion pantry.
Branching out with magic.
Cackling under the stars.
Wind in my hair, wand in my hand.

Witty Witch Quotes for Everyday Life

Let’s wrap this up with everyday puns that make life more fun.

Just trying to spell-vive.
Witch mode: activated.
Can’t adult, must hex.
I put the “fun” in functional magic.
Abraca-don’t even.
Mornings are for potions and pouting.
Catch flights, not broomsticks (okay maybe both).
My aura’s got sparkles.
Cauldron up some motivation.
Everyday is broomerang day.

Witch Puns for Text Messages and DMs

Need a snappy line to text your boo, your bestie, or even your boss (if they’re cool like that)? Try these!

I’m spell-texting you right now.
Just wanted to hex you a quick message.
Witch you were here!
You’ve been cauldron my mind all day.
Let’s broom Zoom later.
Can’t talk—busy cursing my to-do list.
Sending you bat-sized hugs.
I wand you to reply ASAP.
Just bat-chatting with my faves.
Curse you…for making me smile!

Morning Mood Witch Puns

Because not everyone wakes up chipper—especially not witches before coffee.

I need a potion before I emotion.
Witchy mornings are real.
Broom before coffee, always.
Spell me awake, please.
Brewing up a mood.
My alarm clock needs a hex.
Mornings are my kryptonite.
No talkie before coffee and cackles.
Don’t make me wand you.
I woke up like this…unamused and magical.

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