In the age of instant messaging, leaked MMS jokes have become a viral sensation, blending humor with everyday mishaps. Whether you love dark humor, sarcastic quips, or clever wordplay, this collection has something for everyone.

From awkward text fails to unintentionally hilarious autocorrects, these jokes highlight the funniest side of digital miscommunication. So, get ready to chuckle, cringe, and share these side-splitting texts that prove humor is just a message away!

1. Autocorrect Fails Gone Wrong 😂

1. Me: “Let’s grab some ducks for dinner.” Friend: “Uh… you mean dim sum?” 🦆
2. Text: “I’ll be there in five minuets.” Reply: “Great, I love classical music!” 🎻
3. Me: “I’m feeling sexy today.” Autocorrect: “I’m feeling saxy today.” 🎷
4. Text: “Let’s meet at the coffee shop.” Autocorrect: “Let’s meet at the coffin shop.” ☠️
5. Me: “I need chicken soup.” Autocorrect: “I need children soup.” 🍜
6. Text: “I’ll bring wine.” Autocorrect: “I’ll bring whine.” 😭
7. Me: “Let’s go clubbing!” Autocorrect: “Let’s go cubbing!” 🐻
8. Text: “I love pasta.” Autocorrect: “I love pastor.” ✝️
9. Me: “Send me the details.” Autocorrect: “Send me the devils.” 😈
10. Text: “I’m baking cookies.” Autocorrect: “I’m naked cookies.” 🍪

2. Awkward Text Exchanges 🙈

1. Me: “I miss you so much.” Ex: “New phone, who dis?” 📵
2. Text: “You up?” Reply at 3 AM: “My standards are.” 😴
3. Me: “Let’s Netflix and chill.” Reply: “I only do Hulu and commit.” 📺
4. Text: “You’re amazing.” Reply: “Tell that to my ex.” 💔
5. Me: “What’s your zodiac sign?” Reply: “Single.” ♌
6. Text: “You look gorgeous today.” Reply: “Thanks, my mirror broke.” 🪞
7. Me: “Are you free tonight?” Reply: “Yes, but expensive tomorrow.” 💸
8. Text: “Let’s hang out.” Reply: “I don’t do gravity stunts.” 🌍
9. Me: “You’re one in a million.” Reply: “So are my student loans.” 🎓
10. Text: “I like you.” Reply: “I like turtles.” 🐢

3. Boss & Employee Text Fails 💼

1. Boss: “Why were you late?” Me: “My alarm didn’t go off.” Boss: “And your phone battery died too?” 📵
2. Employee: “Can I leave early? I’m not feeling well.” Boss: “But I just saw your Instagram story at the mall.” 🤳
3. Boss: “Send me the report ASAP.” Me (typing): “A Sloth Always Procrastinates.” 🦥
4. Employee: “I need a mental health day.” Boss: “You had one yesterday.” 🧠
5. Boss: “Why is your work always late?” Me: “I’m just following company tradition.” 🕰️
6. Employee: “Can I work from home tomorrow?” Boss: “You already do.” 🏠
7. Boss: “We need to talk about your productivity.” Me: “I was just Googling how to improve it.” 🔍
8. Employee: “I think I deserve a raise.” Boss: “I think I deserve a better employee.” 💰
9. Boss: “You’re fired.” Me: “Finally, some job security.” 🔥
10. Employee: “I quit.” Boss: “You mean I beat you to it?” 🏃

4. Parents vs. Kids Text Battles 👨👧

1. Mom: “Did you eat the last cookie?” Me: “No, it was the dog.” Mom: “We don’t have a dog.” 🐕
2. Dad: “What’s Wi-Fi password?” Me: “Password123.” Dad: “It’s not working.” Me: “Exactly.” 🔐
3. Mom: “Clean your room.” Me: “It’s minimalist decor.” 🧹
4. Dad: “Why is your grade a C?” Me: “Because D was taken.” 🅰️
5. Mom: “Where are you?” Me: “Out.” Mom: “Out where?” Me: “Outside.” 🚪
6. Dad: “What’s this bill for $100?” Me: “It’s an investment in my future.” Dad: “Your future is blocked.” 💳
7. Mom: “Why is the fridge empty?” Me: “I was hungry for change.” 🥛
8. Dad: “Did you study?” Me: “Yes.” Dad: “Then what’s 2+2?” Me: “22.” ➕
9. Mom: “Who ate the last slice?” Me: “The ghost.” Mom: “We don’t believe in you either.” 👻
10. Dad: “You’re grounded.” Me: “But I don’t even fly.” ✈️

5. Gym & Fitness Text Fails 🏋️

1. Me: “I’ll start working out tomorrow.” Friend: “You said that last year.” 📅
2. Trainer: “How many push-ups can you do?” Me: “All of them… over a week.” 💪
3. Gym Buddy: “Let’s go running!” Me: “I only run from responsibilities.” 🏃
4. Me: “I burned 500 calories today!” Friend: “By chewing gum?” 🍬
5. Trainer: “Squats help build muscle.” Me: “I prefer sitting and building snacks.” 🍪
6. Gym Text: “Your membership expired.” Me: “So did my motivation.” 💀
7. Friend: “You look fit!” Me: “It’s just good lighting.” 💡
8. Trainer: “No pain, no gain.” Me: “What if I want no pain and no gain?” 🛌
9. Me: “I’m on a strict diet.” Friend: “Yeah, strictly pizza.” 🍕
10. Gym Buddy: “Let’s try crossfit!” Me: “I prefer crossing the couch.” 🛋️

6. Dating App Disasters 💔

1. Match: “What’s your best quality?” Me: “I ghost politely.” 👻
2. Date: “You’re funny!” Me: “My ex didn’t think so.” 🎭
3. Text: “Wanna go out?” Reply: “Only if out means my bed.” 🛏️
4. Match: “What’s your ideal date?” Me: “April 25th—not too hot, not too cold.” 🌤️
5. Date: “You’re not like other guys.” Me: “Yeah, I’m broke.” 💸
6. Text: “You’re cute.” Reply: “Tell that to my Tinder matches.” 📱
7. Match: “What’s your hobby?” Me: “Ignoring texts.” ✖️
8. Date: “What do you look for in a partner?” Me: “Pulse optional.” 💓
9. Text: “Let’s meet!” Reply: “I only meet my fridge at 3 AM.” �
10. Match: “You’re perfect.” Me: “My ex’s lawyer disagrees.” ⚖️

7. Doctor & Patient Text Fails 🏥

1. Patient: “Doctor, I think I’m invisible.” Doctor: “Who said that?” 👻
2. Patient: “I broke my arm in two places.” Doctor: “Stop going to those places.” 🚫
3. Patient: “I keep seeing spots.” Doctor: “Have you tried not looking at dalmatians?” 🐕
4. Patient: “I think I’m addicted to placebos.” Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just in your head.” 💊
5. Patient: “I feel like a pair of curtains.” Doctor: “Pull yourself together.” 🪟
6. Patient: “I swallowed a clock.” Doctor: “Time’s ticking for you.” ⏰
7. Patient: “I keep forgetting things.” Doctor: “When did this start?” Patient: “Start what?” 🤔
8. Patient: “I think I’m a dog.” Doctor: “Sit. Stay. We’ll discuss this later.” 🐶
9. Patient: “I have a phobia of elevators.” Doctor: “Take steps to avoid them.” 🚶
10. Patient: “I think I’m a chicken.” Doctor: “That’s fowl behavior.” 🐔

8. Pet Owner Text Fails 🐾

1. Me: “My dog ate my homework.” Teacher: “This is a tax return.” 📄
2. Me: “Why is my cat staring at the wall?” Friend: “It’s watching catflix.” 📺
3. Me: “My parrot won’t stop saying ‘I’m guilty’.” Lawyer: “We need to talk.” ⚖️
4. Me: “My goldfish has depression.” Vet: “Try changing the channel.” 📺
5. Me: “My hamster’s running in circles.” Friend: “It’s just buffering.” ⏳
6. Me: “My dog texted me.” Friend: “What did it say?” Me: “Woof.” 📱
7. Me: “My cat hacked my laptop.” IT Guy: “Did it leave a hairball virus?” 💻
8. Me: “My bird mimics my ex.” Therapist: “That’s parrot-trauma.” 🦜
9. Me: “My rabbit keeps digging holes.” Gardener: “It’s looking for Wi-Fi.” 📶
10. Me: “My snake doesn’t like me.” Friend: “Maybe you’re too cold-blooded.” 🐍

9. Food Delivery Mishaps 🍔

1. Me: “I ordered pizza.” Delivery Guy: “Here’s your salad.” Me: “This is crime.” 🥗
2. Me: “Where’s my burger?” Driver: “I ate it. It looked lonely.” 🍔
3. Me: “I said no onions!” Restaurant: “We thought you meant extra onions.” 🧅
4. Me: “My fries are soggy.” Support: “They’re just emotional.” 😢
5. Me: “This isn’t spicy.” Restaurant: “Did you try imagining fire?” 🔥
6. Me: “My milkshake is missing.” Driver: “It didn’t bring all the boys to the yard.” 🥤
7. Me: “I ordered vegetarian.” Restaurant: “The chicken was vegetarian-fed.” 🐔
8. Me: “Why is my sushi warm?” Chef: “It’s pre-cooked… by the sun.” ☀️
9. Me: “My pizza is square.” Pizzeria: “We’re rebels.” 🟨
10. Me: “This isn’t what I ordered.” Driver: “Surprise meals are trending.” 🎁

10. Tech Support Nightmares 💻

1. User: “My laptop won’t turn on.” Tech: “Did you try turning it off first?” 🔌
2. User: “My screen is blank.” Tech: “Try opening your eyes.” 👀
3. User: “My printer eats paper.” Tech: “Stop feeding it after midnight.” 🕛
4. User: “My Wi-Fi is slow.” Tech: “It’s just buffering your disappointment.” 📶
5. User: “My mouse isn’t working.” Tech: “Have you tried cheese?” 🧀
6. User: “My keyboard types random letters.” Tech: “Stop letting ghosts use it.” 👻
7. User: “My phone fell in water.” Tech: “Let it learn to swim.” 🌊
8. User: “My files disappeared.” Tech: “They’re on vacation.” ✈️
9. User: “My computer hates me.” Tech: “It’s mutual.” ❤️
10. User: “Can you fix my life?” Tech: “Sorry, we only do software.” 💾