210+ Fart Jokes - thepunpoint.com

Let’s be real for a sec—farts are funny. No matter how old we get, there’s just something about a well-timed toot that cracks people up. Whether you’re hanging with your buddies, chilling with the fam, or trying to break the ice at an awkward party (hey, desperate times…), fart jokes always hit the spot.

So if you’re in the mood to laugh till your belly hurts, you’ve landed in the perfect place. We’ve packed this article with 210+ fart jokes and gassy giggles, all neatly organized into fun little chunks for your scrolling pleasure. Whether you want puns, knock-knock jokes, or just silly one-liners, you’re in for a smelly good time.

Now, let’s dive into this gas-powered giggle fest.

Table of Contents

Classic Fart Jokes to Get Things Started

These are your good ol’ standard fart jokes—the kind that never go out of style. They’re like the grilled cheese of comedy.

Why don’t farts ever get lost? Because they always follow their nose.
I tried to hold in a fart at work… now I need a new chair.
That wasn’t a horn—it was my stomach practicing jazz.
Silent but deadly? That’s just ninja-level gas.
Farting in a meeting: risky. Farting in Zoom meetings: freedom.
I farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
My dog looked at me like I betrayed him. I just farted.
What’s a fart’s favorite movie? Gone with the Wind.
That fart had Wi-Fi—it connected with everyone.
When your fart claps louder than your hands… that’s talent.

Silly Fart One-Liners You’ll Want to Steal

Short. Sweet. Stinky. These one-liners are perfect for dropping (pun totally intended) in convo.

I don’t trust people who don’t laugh at farts.
Farts: nature’s original sound effect.
That fart had some serious commitment.
Crop dusting: the walk of silent shame.
Oops, my lunch is making announcements again.
If laughter is the best medicine, fart jokes are the prescription.
Keep calm and blame the dog.
That wasn’t me—it was the chair. Promise.
Warning: contents under pressure.
I farted and my jeans applauded.

Kid-Friendly Fart Jokes for the Whole Family

Because everyone deserves a good giggle—yes, even Grandma.

What do you call a ghost fart? A boo-mer.
Why did the fart go to school? To become a smartie-pants.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Toot. Toot who? You just did!
What’s a cow’s favorite gas? Moo-thane.
Why don’t farts ever get detention? They always escape.
What did one fart say to the other? “You crack me up.”
What’s a fart’s favorite subject? Gas-trometry.
Why did the fart join the circus? It had explosive talent.
What do you call a royal fart? A noble gas.
Fart jokes are scent-sational.

Animal Fart Jokes That’ll Have You Howling

Because animals fart too—and it’s hilarious every time.

Why did the skunk hold a meeting? Too many unauthorized emissions.
What did the dog say after farting? “It wasn’t me… it was the mailman.”
Ever seen a cat fart? It’s like betrayal wrapped in fluff.
Cows fart constantly—they’re the real gas stations.
What do ducks say after farting? “Quack! That wasn’t a splash.”
My hamster farted and looked ashamed. Respect.
What’s a horse’s fart called? Hay-larious.
Parrots fart and then repeat it. Traitors.
That monkey just crop dusted the whole zoo.
Fish fart bubbles—adorable, really.

Fart Knock-Knock Jokes You’ll Giggle Through

You already know these are gonna be great.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Fart. Fart who? Fart you glad it wasn’t a burp?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gas. Gas who? Gas you didn’t expect that one!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beans. Beans who? Beans doing some work down there!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tootie. Tootie who? Tootie-fruity and kinda smelly.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Silent. Silent who? Silent but deadly.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese the reason I farted.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? You farted like an owl!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Poo. Poo who? Don’t worry—it was just a fart.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chair. Chair who? Chair’s broken… because of the fart.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fizz. Fizz who? Fizz me or the fart?