260+ Fruit Puns and Jokes

Fruits are nature’s sweetest gifts, but they’re also ripe for a little humor! This collection of fruit puns and jokes will leave you peeling with laughter. Bursting with clever wordplay and vibrant fun, these fruity quips are perfect for a lighthearted mood. 

Whether you’re a fan of apples, bananas, or exotic mangos, there’s something here for everyone. So, let’s make this a fruitful read full of smiles and chuckles. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the zest of humor blended with fruity goodness!

Apple Puns and Jokes

  • You’re the apple of my pie 🍎
  • I find you apple-solutely amazing! 🍏
  • Don’t core-rupt my heart. 🍎
  • Let’s not upset the apple cart. 🍏
  • I can’t wait to apple-y myself to this task. 🍎
  • We make the perfect pear with apples on top! 🍐🍎
  • You’re app-solutely brilliant. 🍏
  • Life without you would be rotten to the core. 🍎
  • You make me blush like a Red Delicious. 🍎
  • An apple a day keeps the frown away. 🍏

Banana Puns and Jokes

  • I find you un-peel-ievably funny! 🍌
  • This joke is bananas—B-A-N-A-N-A-S! 🍌
  • I’m going bananas over you. 🍌
  • Peel the love in the air. 🍌
  • It’s all about potassium-ing the good vibes! 🍌
  • Let’s split and have some fun! 🍌🍦
  • I’m berry sure bananas are top bananas. 🍌🍓
  • Stay calm and carry a banana. 🍌
  • This pun is ape-solutely bananas. 🐒🍌
  • You’re peeling my heart with joy. 🍌

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Orange Puns and Jokes

Orange Puns
  • Orange you glad we’re here? 🍊
  • Peel the citrus magic in the air! 🍊
  • Orange you the zest friend ever? 🍊
  • I’m tangy and I know it! 🍊
  • Life just got a whole lot zestier. 🍊
  • You’re my main squeeze! 🍊
  • Let’s keep things juicy. 🍊
  • Pulp fiction is nothing compared to this. 🍊
  • I’m just here to zest your day! 🍊
  • Have a slice day! 🍊

Grape Puns and Jokes

  • This is grape news for everyone! 🍇
  • I heard it through the grapevine. 🍇
  • Don’t raisin the bar too high. 🍇
  • Grape expectations lead to sweet outcomes. 🍇
  • Let’s wine about the good stuff. 🍇🍷
  • You’re un-grape-believable! 🍇
  • What a grape time to be alive! 🍇
  • I’ve got grape vibes only. 🍇
  • You’re the vine-est of them all. 🍇
  • Berry yourself in good vibes! 🍇🍓

Berry Puns and Jokes

  • You’re berry special to me. 🍓
  • Life’s better with berry good friends. 🍓
  • I’m berry excited about this! 🍓
  • Let’s make every moment berry sweet. 🍓
  • Stay berry positive, always! 🍓
  • You’re un-berry-lievable! 🍓
  • Let’s jam out with berry good tunes. 🍓
  • I’m totally crushing on berries. 🍓
  • Strawberries are the zest of both worlds. 🍓
  • Don’t be blueberry, stay happy! 🫐

Watermelon Puns and Jokes

  • You’re one in a melon! 🍉
  • Water you up to these days? 🍉
  • Life’s sweet like watermelon sugar. 🍉
  • I’m melon-choly when you’re not around. 🍉
  • You’re seed-sational! 🍉
  • Let’s rind out who’s the sweetest. 🍉
  • I can’t rind my happiness without you. 🍉
  • Watermelon slices make life twice as nice. 🍉
  • You’re the sweetest of the patch! 🍉
  • You’ve got me feeling melony. 🍉

Pineapple Puns and Jokes

  • Stay sweet and wear a crown. 🍍
  • You’re pine-credible! 🍍
  • Let’s find the tropical side of life. 🍍
  • Be a pineapple: sweet, spiky, and standing tall. 🍍
  • Life’s better with a piña colada. 🍍🥥
  • You’re the juice to my pineapple. 🍍
  • Tropic like it’s hot! 🍍🔥
  • I find you a-peeling! 🍍
  • You’re the spiky star of my fruit salad. 🍍
  • Stay sharp and sweet! 🍍

Kiwi Puns and Jokes

  • I’m kiwi-ng it with these puns. 🥝
  • Life’s better with a kiwi twist. 🥝
  • You’re kiwinning at everything! 🥝
  • This is simply kiwi-licious! 🥝
  • Let’s roll with the kiwi vibes. 🥝
  • You’ve got a kiwi-t edge! 🥝
  • Life’s a kiwonderful adventure. 🥝
  • Slice into happiness with a kiwi. 🥝
  • Sweetness comes in small, fuzzy packages. 🥝
  • It’s all about kiwi-ality in life. 🥝

Mango Puns and Jokes

  • You’re mango-nificent! 🥭
  • Mango-ing places with you feels amazing. 🥭
  • Let’s mango wild with fun! 🥭
  • Life’s a tropical mango adventure. 🥭
  • You’re the juiciest of the bunch. 🥭
  • Don’t let anyone dim your mango-glow. 🥭
  • Keep calm and mango on. 🥭
  • I’m stuck on you like mango pulp. 🥭
  • You make my heart tango like a mango. 🥭
  • Let’s just pulp and chill. 🥭

Peach Puns and Jokes

  • You’re a real peach! 🍑
  • Life’s just peachy with you around. 🍑
  • Peach vibes only! 🍑
  • I ap-peach-iate you. 🍑
  • You’re peach-perfect in every way. 🍑
  • Peach your way to happiness. 🍑
  • Let’s celebrate the good, peachy things in life. 🍑
  • You’ve got a peachy keen sense of humor. 🍑
  • Don’t let anyone sour your peachy mood. 🍑
  • You’re such a peach-tastic person! 🍑

Cherry Puns and Jokes

  • Life’s a bowl of cherries! 🍒
  • You’re cherry special to me. 🍒
  • Don’t let life be the pits. 🍒
  • Cherry on top of all your achievements! 🍒
  • You’ve got me hooked, cherry much. 🍒
  • Berry cherries make for sweet dreams. 🍒
  • Let’s keep it cherry simple. 🍒
  • You’re the pit that keeps me grounded. 🍒
  • Sweet like a cherry pie. 🍒
  • Have a cherry good time! 🍒

Lemon Puns and Jokes

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  • When life gives you lemons, make laughs! 🍋
  • I’m lemon-tally in love with these jokes. 🍋
  • You zest me up! 🍋
  • Pucker up for some fun. 🍋
  • Life’s sour moments make the sweet ones better. 🍋
  • You’re my main squeeze! 🍋
  • Lemon drop your worries. 🍋
  • Squeeze the day! 🍋
  • You’re the zest friend anyone could ask for. 🍋
  • Citrus you’re amazing, keep shining. 🍋

Strawberry Puns and Jokes

  • Life’s berry sweet with you in it. 🍓
  • I can’t straw to think of life without you. 🍓
  • This pun is berry irresistible. 🍓
  • You’re the jam to my jelly. 🍓
  • Keep crushing it like a strawberry. 🍓
  • Berry nice of you to laugh with me! 🍓
  • You’re straw-bulous! 🍓
  • Let’s berry the hatchet and laugh together. 🍓
  • Always keep berry good company. 🍓
  • You’re berry much appreciated. 🍓

Melon Puns and Jokes

  • I can’t melon my excitement! 🍈
  • You’ve got melon my heart. 🍈
  • Life’s just sweeter with melons. 🍈
  • Don’t rind your happiness—embrace it! 🍈
  • A melon a day keeps the gloom away. 🍈
  • You’re one melon of a kind! 🍈
  • Let’s rind down for some fun. 🍈
  • You’re the juiciest melon in the patch. 🍈
  • Melon out feels so refreshing. 🍈
  • I’ll never seed my love for melons. 🍈

Coconut Puns and Jokes

  • You drive me coco-nuts! 🥥
  • Let’s have a coco-lotta fun. 🥥
  • Don’t crack under pressure, stay coconuty cool. 🥥
  • I’m nuts about coconuts. 🥥
  • Life’s better under the coconut tree. 🥥🌴
  • You’re coco-licious! 🥥
  • Stay calm and coconut on. 🥥
  • Let’s shell-ebrate good vibes. 🥥
  • I’m coconuts for your kindness. 🥥
  • Life’s sweeter with coconut flakes on top. 🥥

Papaya Puns and Jokes

  • Papaya your respects to this sweet fruit! 🥭
  • You’re papaya-lar among your friends. 🥭
  • Let’s not get too ripe with excitement! 🥭
  • Keep it sweet, like a papaya treat. 🥭
  • Papaya yourself with some fruity fun. 🥭
  • You’ve got me feeling tropical and papaya-ful. 🥭
  • Don’t let negativity papaya you down. 🥭
  • This is truly the ripe moment to shine! 🥭
  • Let’s mix it up like a papaya smoothie. 🥭
  • You’re as refreshing as a chilled papaya. 🥭

Plum Puns and Jokes

  • Life’s plum perfect with you! 🍑
  • You’re plum-tastic in every way. 🍑
  • Plum surprised by your sweetness. 🍑
  • This joke is plum out of this world. 🍑
  • Keep it juicy and plum delightful. 🍑
  • Plum crazy about these puns! 🍑
  • You’re the plum of my heart. 🍑
  • Let’s stay plum positive together. 🍑
  • I’m plumming for joy! 🍑
  • A plum a day keeps dullness away. 🍑

Fig Puns and Jokes

  • Go big or go fig! 🍈
  • Don’t fig-et to laugh a little. 🍈
  • Life’s sweet like a fig tart. 🍈
  • I’m totally fig-uring you out. 🍈
  • Let’s fig-ure out a way to have more fun! 🍈
  • Figs are proof that life can be naturally sweet. 🍈
  • You’ve got me in a fig-tastic mood. 🍈
  • Let’s keep it fig-ment of fun. 🍈
  • You’re the perfect match for my fig newton! 🍈
  • Fig yourself some time to relax and smile. 🍈

Pomegranate Puns and Jokes

  • Let’s get this party pome-gran-it started! 🍎
  • You’re the crown jewel of my fruit basket. 🍎
  • Pome-gran-ite me a reason to smile today. 🍎
  • Don’t burst my bubble, pomegranate style! 🍎
  • Life’s too short to not enjoy pomegranate vibes. 🍎
  • This pun is the seeds of something sweet. 🍎
  • You’re a real gem, just like a pomegranate. 🍎
  • Let’s peel back the layers of sweetness. 🍎
  • You’re seeded deeply in my heart. 🍎
  • Pomegranate this day as a fruitful one! 🍎

Lychee Puns and Jokes

  • Lychee like I love you. 🍒
  • Life’s sweeter with a lychee in hand. 🍒
  • You’ve got a lychee-k sense of humor! 🍒
  • Let’s roll into some lychee sweetness. 🍒
  • Lychee-t up my world with your smile. 🍒
  • You’re a lychee treasure in my life. 🍒
  • Squeeze the day, lychee style! 🍒
  • Sweet like a lychee cocktail on a summer day. 🍒
  • Lychee are the best thing that’s happened today. 🍒
  • You’ve got me lychee-ing for more laughs! 🍒

Guava Puns and Jokes

  • Guava good laugh with these puns! 🥭
  • You’re guava-tastic in every way. 🥭
  • Life’s a tropical guava adventure. 🥭
  • Let’s guava toast to good times. 🥭
  • Guava go where the fun is! 🥭
  • You’ve got the guava glow of happiness. 🥭
  • Sweet like guava jam on fresh bread. 🥭
  • Don’t guava up on your dreams! 🥭
  • Keep it smooth like a guava smoothie. 🥭
  • You’re the guava my heart’s been searching for. 🥭

Blackberry Puns and Jokes

  • You’re berry sweet like a blackberry. 🫐
  • Let’s pick the juiciest moments to cherish. 🫐
  • Don’t let life thorn you, stay blackberry strong! 🫐
  • You’ve got blackberry good vibes. 🫐
  • This is berry-tastic in every way! 🫐
  • You’re thorny but lovable, just like a blackberry. 🫐
  • Stay juicy and full of life! 🫐
  • Blackberry picking makes for the sweetest memories. 🫐
  • You’re the black sheep of the berry family! 🫐
  • Let’s bramble through life with joy. 🫐

Dragon Fruit Puns and Jokes

  • You’re dragon my heart with your charm! 🐉🥭
  • Let’s slay this day with dragon fruit vibes. 🐉🥭
  • You’re the fire-breathing zest in my life. 🐉🥭
  • Keep it cool and colorful like dragon fruit. 🐉🥭
  • Dragon your feet to something sweet. 🐉🥭
  • Life’s more vibrant with a dragon fruit in hand. 🐉🥭
  • You’ve got a fiery personality, just like a dragon fruit! 🐉🥭
  • This pun is fruity and fiery all at once. 🐉🥭
  • Let’s add a tropical twist with dragon fruit fun. 🐉🥭
  • Keep your day as unique as a dragon fruit. 🐉🥭

Starfruit Puns and Jokes

  • You’re the star of my fruit salad! ⭐🍋
  • Let’s star the day with some fruity fun. ⭐🍋
  • You’re starfruit-tastic in every way. ⭐🍋
  • Shine bright like a starfruit! ⭐🍋
  • This joke has reached starfruit status. ⭐🍋
  • You’ve got me star-struck with your sweetness. ⭐🍋
  • Don’t let anyone dim your starfruit glow. ⭐🍋
  • Sweet and sour, like a perfect starfruit moment. ⭐🍋
  • You’re a real star in the fruity galaxy. ⭐🍋
  • Let’s make every moment star-tacular! ⭐🍋

Cranberry Puns and Jokes

  • You’re berry wonderful, cranberry style. 🍒
  • Life’s better with cranberry sweetness. 🍒
  • Don’t let life bog you down, stay juicy. 🍒
  • You’ve got a cran-tastic sense of humor! 🍒
  • Cran you believe how sweet life can be? 🍒
  • Let’s cranberry this good time together. 🍒
  • You’re berry essential to my happiness. 🍒
  • Sweet like cranberry sauce on a holiday. 🍒
  • Keep it cranberry fresh, always. 🍒
  • You’re a cranberry delight in every way! 🍒

Blueberry Puns and Jokes

  • You’re the zest of my berry world. 🫐
  • Don’t feel blueberry, smile instead! 🫐
  • Keep it berry bright and colorful. 🫐
  • You’re berry much appreciated! 🫐
  • I’m feeling berry lucky to know you. 🫐
  • Life’s sweeter with blueberries on top. 🫐
  • You’ve got a berry big heart! 🫐
  • Let’s spread berry good vibes everywhere. 🫐
  • You’re the top pick in the berry basket. 🫐
  • Keep it juicy and cheerful, like blueberries. 🫐

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