450+ Seriously Funny Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine, and this collection of 450+ seriously funny jokes is here to give your day a cheerful twist. Whether you’re looking for clean jokes, family-friendly puns, or hilarious one-liners, this list delivers non-stop chuckles. With a conventional tone and a touch of creativity, this article promises giggles on every scroll. 

Expect a variety of humor styles including dad jokes, pun-filled lines, and quick quips. Carefully categorized under relevant headings, this joke bank is ideal for grabbing featured snippets. Ready for a fun ride? Let’s dive into this laugh-packed journey.

Classic Dad Jokes That Never Fail

1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
2. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
7. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
8. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
9. I only take stairs when it’s elevating.
10. My calendar is full. It’s got dates.

One-Liner Jokes That Hit the Mark

1. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with the baggage.
4. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
5. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s more of a wrap.
6. I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I once got into a fight with a broken elevator. I took it to another level.
9. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
10. I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram.

Clever Wordplay That Will Leave You Laughing

1. I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
2. Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
3. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
4. Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6. The guy who invented Lifesavers made a mint.
7. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
8. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
9. My math teacher called me average. How mean!
10. I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink.

Clean Jokes for Every Age

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
5. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
6. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
8. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Knock-Knock Jokes That Always Deliver

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooo!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who are you?

Short Funny Jokes for Quick Laughs

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.
3. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
4. I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still building it.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
7. I lost my job at the bank on the first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
8. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
9. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
10. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

Hilarious Animal Jokes That Roar

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
2. Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
3. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
5. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
7. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
8. Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron.
9. Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
10. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.

Corny Jokes That Are Actually Funny

1. I’d tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
2. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
3. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
5. I’m reading a book on the history of glue – I just can’t put it down.
6. I told a joke about a pencil once. It had no point.
7. I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
8. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
9. Have you heard about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me cookies.

Silly Jokes for Kids and Adults

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
2. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
5. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
8. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
9. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orcastra.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Office Humor That Will Make You Chuckle

1. I used to work at a calendar factory but I got fired for taking a day off.
2. My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
3. Why did the employee get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
4. I asked for a raise, and my boss said he couldn’t afford to pay me what I’m worth.
5. Mondays are proof that weekends are just a tease.
6. I told my boss three companies were after me. He said which ones? I said gas, electric, and water.
7. The coffee machine knows all my secrets.
8. Meetings are just where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
9. Work hard, nap harder. That’s my motto.
10. My resume is just a list of places I’ve walked out of.

Holiday Jokes for Seasonal Cheer

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care.
3. What does a ghost say on Halloween? Boo, who?
4. Why do turkeys always say “gobble gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners.
5. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
6. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
7. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
8. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
9. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
10. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws.

Food Jokes That Are Good Enough to Eat

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
2. I don’t trust tacos. They always spill the beans.
3. What did the nut say when it sneezed? Cashew.
4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
5. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he’s a fungi.
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
9. What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
10. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because it was on a roll.

Tech Jokes for the Internet Age

1. I changed my password to “incorrect” so when I forget it, the computer tells me “your password is incorrect.”
2. Why was the smartphone acting cold? It left its apps open.
3. My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing.
4. Why don’t robots have brothers? Because they all share the same motherboard.
5. I opened a bakery website, but it crashed from too many cookies.
6. I tried to catch some fog on my computer… I mist.
7. The Wi-Fi was down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family.
8. I told my laptop we needed to talk. It gave me the silent treatment.
9. My smartphone has separation anxiety when it’s away from the charger.
10. I asked Alexa to tell me a joke. She turned on my work calendar.

Sarcastic Jokes for the Cynical Soul

1. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
2. My imaginary friend says you have serious issues.
3. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
4. You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.
5. If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said, I’d be broke.
6. My mood depends on how good my hair looks and how full my snack drawer is.
7. Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
8. I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best.
9. If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
10. You have something on your chin… no, the third one down.

Relationship Jokes That Hit Close to Home

1. My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
2. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, “Nothing would make me happier,” so I got her nothing.
3. Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.
4. My wife and I were happy for 20 years... then we met.
5. I told my partner I needed space. So they locked me outside.
6. Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
7. My wife and I have the secret to a happy marriage. Two bathrooms.
8. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
9. I asked my husband to take out the trash. He said, “You cooked.”
10. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked if he had a modem or just baggage.

School Jokes That Deserve Extra Credit

1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright.
2. I told my teacher I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
3. What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
5. I got 100 in school today – 40 in math, 30 in English, and 30 in science.
6. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they’re all in high school.
7. My math teacher called me average. How mean!
8. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? She wanted to test the waters.
9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school.
10. History teachers always bring up the past.

Dad Jokes That Never Get Old

1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
2. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
3. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
4. I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
6. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
7. My dad told me a joke about boxing. I missed the punchline.
8. You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
9. Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
10. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

Work Jokes That Say It All

1. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
2. My job is secure. No one else wants it.
3. The only thing I do faster than my boss is leave the office.
4. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
5. If hard work pays off, why am I still broke?
6. I bring so much value to my job that I once got promoted to still underpaid.
7. My company has a policy: If you’re late, bring donuts.
8. The best part of work is going home.
9. When the coffee runs out, so does my motivation.
10. I asked for a standing desk. They gave me a corner to stand in.

Random Jokes That Just Work

1. I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
2. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Thankfully, it was a soft drink.
5. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
6. I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
7. I once tried to grab the fog. I mist.
8. I called my boss to say I’d be late because of “reasons.” He said, “Same here.”
9. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.