450+ Hand Puns and jokes

Welcome to the ultimate collection of over 450 hand puns, arm puns, and hand jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a fan of thumb puns, enjoy jokes about broken arms, or appreciate the humor in tiny hand jokes, this compilation has something for everyone. From puppet puns to funny washing hands quips, we’ve gathered a diverse array of puns to keep you entertained.

Perfect for lightening the mood, sharing a laugh, or adding a touch of humor to your day, these puns are both clever and amusing. So, let’s dive in and give a big hand to this pun-tastic collection!​

1. Hand Jokes One-Liners

1. I gave my right hand to be ambidextrous.
2. Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
3. I’m quite handy when it comes to puns.
4. She had a firm handshake and a firmer grip on puns.
5. I can’t handle these jokes anymore.
6. Let’s give them a hand for trying.
7. I always keep my hands full—with puns.
8. He’s got the upper hand in humor.
9. I’m all thumbs when it comes to crafting puns.
10. Hand it to me, I’ll make it punny.

2. Arm Puns

1. I’m armed with puns and ready to go.
2. He’s got a strong arm in the pun game.
3. She elbowed her way into the pun contest.
4. I can’t shoulder the responsibility of these puns.
5. He’s the forearm of the pun squad.
6. I’m reaching out with puns.
7. Let’s arm ourselves with humor.
8. She’s got a knack for arm-twisting puns.
9. Don’t disarm me of my puns.
10. He flexed his pun muscles impressively.

3. Thumb Puns

1. I’m all thumbs when typing puns.
2. Thumbs up for a good pun.
3. He thumbed through the pun dictionary.
4. She’s got a thumb on the pulse of humor.
5. Don’t thumb your nose at these jokes.
6. I’ve got a green thumb for growing puns.
7. He gave a thumbs-down to bad puns.
8. Thumbs are the unsung heroes of puns.
9. She’s thumbing her way through pun history.
10. I’m thumbing my nose at boring jokes.

4. Jokes About Broken Arms

1. I told my friend a joke about a broken arm—it didn’t heal well.
2. He broke his arm and his sense of humor.
3. She’s got a cast of characters on her broken arm.
4. I tried to make a pun about a broken arm, but it was in poor taste.
5. He’s got a sling of puns for his broken arm.
6. She fractured her arm and her funny bone.
7. I can’t shoulder the pain of these jokes.
8. He’s cast in the role of pun master.
9. She’s got a break in her arm and in her routine.
10. He’s armed with a cast and a sense of humor.

5. Funny Tiny Hands

1. He’s got tiny hands but a big sense of humor.
2. She’s handling puns with tiny hands.
3. Tiny hands, massive pun potential.
4. He’s got a grip on humor, even with small hands.
5. She’s got a small hand in big jokes.
6. Tiny hands, giant laughs.
7. He’s got a handle on tiny hand puns.
8. She’s got a finger on the pulse of humor.
9. Tiny hands, huge pun impact.
10. He’s got a small hand in the pun game.

6. Puppet Puns

1. He’s pulling the strings of humor.
2. She’s got a hand in every puppet pun.
3. Puppet puns are no strings attached.
4. He’s got a puppet master’s touch with jokes.
5. She’s got a sock full of puns.
6. Puppet puns are hand-crafted humor.
7. He’s got a hand up on the competition.
8. She’s got a finger puppet for every pun.
9. Puppet puns are the fabric of humor.
10. He’s got a puppet’s sense of timing.

7. One-Handed Jokes

1. He’s got a one-handed grip on humor.
2. She’s handling jokes single-handedly.
3. One hand clapping is still a sound pun.
4. He’s got a one-handed approach to puns.
5. She’s got a single-handed pun arsenal.
6. One hand, endless puns.
7. He’s got a one-handed pun punch.
8. She’s got a hand up in the pun game.
9. One hand, multiple jokes.
10. He’s got a single-handed sense of humor.

8. Funny Washing Hands

1. He’s got clean hands and a dirty mind.
2. She’s scrubbing up puns.
3. Handwashing humor is germ-free fun.
4. He’s got a lather for laughter.
5. She’s rinsing off bad jokes.
6. Handwashing puns are soap-er funny.
7. He’s got a clean slate of humor.
8. She’s got a bubbly sense of humor.
9. Handwashing jokes are the cleanest.
10. He’s got a sanitizer for bad puns.

9. Lotion Puns

1. He’s got a smooth sense of humor.
2. She’s moisturizing her pun skills.
3. Lotion puns are skin-deep humor.
4. He’s got a creamy delivery of jokes.
5. She’s got a soft touch with puns.
6. Lotion jokes are the balm.
7. He’s got a silky sense of humor.
8. She’s got a hand in lotion puns.
9. Lotion puns are the smoothest.
10. He’s got a moisturizing wit.

10. Hand Sayings

1. He’s got a hand in every joke.
2. She’s lending a hand to humor.
3. Hand sayings are the grip of culture.
4. He’s got a firm handshake of humor.
5. She’s got a helping hand in puns.
6. Hand sayings are the touchstone of language.
7. He’s got a hand up in the pun game.
8. She’s got a finger on the pulse of sayings.
9. Hand sayings are the grasp of tradition.
10. He’s got a hand in every pun.

11. Small Hand Jokes

1. He’s got small hands but big jokes.
2. She’s handling humor with small hands.
3. Small hands, large laughter.
4. He’s got a tiny grip on big puns.
5. She’s got a small hand in huge jokes.
6. Small hands, massive humor.
7. He’s got a petite punchline.
8. She’s got a small hand in the comedy pot.
9. Small hands, giant puns.
10. He’s got a little hand in big laughs.

12. Short Cute Handprint Quotes

1. “Tiny hands leave big impressions.”
2. “Handprints on the heart last forever.”
3. “Little hands, big dreams.”
4. “Hand in hand, we grow.”
5. “Small hands, huge love.”
6. “Handprints are the footprints of the heart.”
7. “Little hands, lasting memories.”
8. “Hands full of love.”
9. “Tiny hands, infinite joy.”
10. “Hand in hand, we journey.”

13. Injury Funny

1. He’s got a break in his routine.
2. She’s got a cast of characters.
3. Injury humor is a pain in the funny bone.
4. He’s got a fracture in his punchline.
5. She’s got a sprain of humor.
6. Injury jokes are the crutch of comedy.
7. He’s got a sling of puns.
8. She’s got a limp in her laugh.
9. Injury humor is the bandage of laughter.
10. He’s got a cast-iron sense of humor.

14. One Hand Jokes

1. He’s got a one-hand clap of humor.
2. She’s handling jokes with one hand tied.
3. One hand, endless possibilities.
4. He’s got a single-handed approach to comedy.
5. She’s got a hand in every pun.
6. One hand, many laughs.
7. He’s got a hand up in humor.
8. She’s got a one-hand grip on jokes.
9. One hand, full of puns.
10. He’s got a single-handed sense of humor.

15. Funny Hand

1. He’s got a hand in every joke.
2. She’s got a grip on humor.
3. Funny hands make for great puns.
4. He’s got a touch of humor.
5. She’s got a hand in the comedy pot.
6. Funny hands are the tools of laughter.

16. Jokes About Hands

1. She waved, and the joke was in hand.
2. He clapped back with a pun.
3. Hands down, the funniest joke of the day.
4. He handled the punchline well.
5. She’s got a firm grasp on humor.
6. The joke was within arm’s reach.
7. They gave the joke a big hand.
8. He couldn’t keep his hands off the puns.
9. She handled the joke like a pro.
10. Jokes about hands are always a handful.

17. Joke Hand

1. He had a quick-witted joke hand.
2. Her joke hand always played the best lines.
3. He’s got a full deck of punchlines in his joke hand.
4. Dealt the perfect pun from his joke hand.
5. She never folds when her joke hand is strong.
6. Joke hand dealt another winner.
7. He pulled humor right out of his joke hand.
8. The joke hand never misses.
9. That’s one loaded joke hand!
10. Playing your joke hand right leads to laughs.

18. Tiny Hand Jokes

1. Tiny hands, but the humor’s enormous.
2. He’s got a tiny hand on big ideas.
3. With tiny hands come huge laughs.
4. These puns are tailor-made for tiny hands.
5. She’s small-handed but mighty funny.
6. Humor measured in inches, delivered in laughs.
7. Tiny hands, strong delivery.
8. Even the smallest hands can craft a big joke.
9. He’s got a tiny hold on comedy.
10. Don’t underestimate the power of tiny hand humor.

19. Washing Hands Funny

1. He’s washing hands and wiping out dull jokes.
2. Sudsy puns are cleaner than ever.
3. The fun is in the rinse and repeat.
4. She scrubs up for another round of laughter.
5. Washing hands, washing away bad humor.
6. Soap opera of hand hygiene puns continues.
7. Keep it clean—keep it funny.
8. He’s washing hands like he’s rinsing punchlines.
9. You can’t handle the cleanliness of this humor.
10. Sudsy humor is always refreshing.

20. Hand Joke Sayings

1. “Give someone a hand, and they’ll clap back with puns.”
2. “A hand in need is a pun indeed.”
3. “Hands are the tools of the pun trade.”
4. “Put your hand to good humor.”
5. “Where there’s a hand, there’s a way to pun.”
6. “Raise your hand for more jokes.”
7. “Hands speak louder than puns.”
8. “A helping hand is full of jokes.”
9. “Never let go of a good pun.”
10. “Lend a hand, lend a laugh.”