210+ Nose Puns and Jokes 

Let’s face it: noses are funny. Whether you’re laughing at someone’s dramatic sneeze or making a joke about sniffing out trouble, the nose is comedy gold. That’s why we put together 210+ nose puns and jokes to tickle your funny bone (and maybe make you snort a little too).

This isn’t just a list of one-liners. Oh no, friend—we’ve got the ultimate collection for pun-lovers, gigglers, and anyone who just wants a good chuckle.

Ready to sniff out the best nose jokes ever? Let’s go!

Jokes That Are Snot What You Expect

You might think you know nose humor, but these ones might just surprise you.

• I picked this joke myself.
• I nose a good pun when I hear one.
• That joke blew me away… just like a sneeze.
• Let’s not get too snotty about this.
• He had a nose for trouble—and trouble had a nosebleed.
• I smell a pun coming.
• I tried to hold in a sneeze, but I nose better.
• I sniffed around for a good joke and found this one.
• She said I had a big nose… I said, “That’s a snot nice thing to say!”
• This nose humor really blows.

Sneeze-Worthy Puns That’ll Have You Wheezing

Sometimes, the setup is almost as funny as the achoo.

• I didn’t ah-choo-se this life.
• Sneezing in public now feels like yelling “FIRE” in a movie theater.
• That sneeze had more drama than a soap opera.
• I don’t always sneeze, but when I do, it’s during a quiet moment.
• Don’t trust sneezes—they’re always up to snot.
• A sneeze is just your nose throwing a tantrum.
• He sneezed and launched his soul halfway to the moon.
• If sneezes burned calories, I’d be a fitness model.
• My sneeze broke the sound barrier (and a few friendships).
• That sneeze was sponsored by allergies and chaos.

Nose Knows Best: Puns for Smartypants

Brains and noses—who knew they made such a punny team?

• My nose always knows when there’s pizza nearby.
• Follow your nose—it usually leads to snacks.
• Trust your instincts, or at least your nostrils.
• That decision smelled fishy.
• He sniffed out the truth like a detective on a trail.
• Don’t be nosy, but…
• Nose-it-alls are the worst, aren’t they?
• The nose is basically the Wi-Fi for your face.
• I’ve got a scent-sational idea!
• This plan stinks… just saying.

Funny Smell Puns You Can’t Resist

Smells can be funny, weird, or just plain punny.

• That stinks… but in a good way!
• I’m scent-sitive about that subject.
• She’s got a nose for perfume and drama.
• That smell came out of nowhere!
• Something smells fishy—and it’s not dinner.
• I smell opportunity… or maybe it’s just bacon.
• The air freshener called in sick.
• You can’t trust a nose—it sniffs everything.
• If curiosity had a scent, it would be this conversation.
• I followed my nose, and now I’m lost in the snack aisle.

Sniffing Around for Laughs

Who knew sniffing could be so hilarious?

• Sniff once for yes, twice for no.
• I sniffed out the last cookie like a pro.
• That dog’s nose has Wi-Fi, I swear.
• I sniffed something strange… it was my own cooking.
• Nosey people always sniff trouble.
• I sniffed so hard, I almost inhaled my soul.
• A true sniffer never misses a scent trail.
• Sniff happens.
• That sniff told me everything.
• A good sniff beats a thousand words.

Nose Jobs (Of the Comedic Kind)

No surgery required—just puns and jokes!

• Got a nose job… now it’s working 9 to 5.
• This joke’s so sharp, it should be reshaped.
• My nose got promoted to chief sniffer.
• Noses on the job never quit.
• He’s a nose model now—smells like success!
• That nose has more work experience than me.
• If my nose had a resume, it’d be impressive.
• She had her nose in everyone’s business.
• This nose doesn’t clock out.
• Just got a raise—straight to the nostrils.

Nosey People Deserve a Few Jokes

Let’s be real, we all know one.

• She’s got her nose in every pot—and pan.
• That guy’s so nosey, he needs his own soap opera.
• Don’t poke your nose where it doesn’t belong.
• I mind my business, but my nose doesn’t.
• Some folks should wear a “Do Not Sniff” sign.
• He eavesdrops through his nostrils.
• A nosey neighbor is basically free cable.
• Stay nosey, my friend.
• She’s not curious—just equipped with radar nostrils.
• My nose is a gossip magnet.

Cold Nose, Warm Laughs

Got a chilly schnoz? We’ve got hot puns.

• My nose turned into a popsicle.
• Cold nose? Instant sniffles.
• My nose needs a sweater.
• It’s so cold, my snot froze midair.
• Penguins laughed at my frozen face.
• I can’t feel my face… or my pride.
• This nose is on strike—it’s too cold to work.
• I inhaled and turned into a snowman.
• Frostbite? More like frost-sniff.
• The wind slapped my nose with attitude.

Runny Nose, Running Jokes

A leaky nose calls for leaky laughter.

• My nose ran away—again.
• Why is my nose training for a marathon?
• Someone hand me tissues… and hope.
• My nose is crying happy tears (I think).
• This drip is not the kind you want.
• If my nose were a faucet, it’d be full blast.
• That sneeze had a splash zone.
• I’m one tissue away from disappearing.
• My nose and I are going through a rough patch.
• “Bless you” feels like a farewell now.

Smell Ya Later: Goodbye Jokes for Noses

The perfect way to wrap up any nose convo.

• Smell ya later, alligator.
• That joke stunk—but I liked it.
• I nose when it’s time to go.
• My exit is scent-sational.
• Gotta run—my nose just did.
• I sniff farewell in the air.
• This goodbye smells emotional.
• Don’t cry—it’ll make your nose run!
• Let’s not get too sniffy about parting ways.
• Parting is such sweet scent-row.

Classic Nose Jokes That Still Hit

Old but gold. These ones never get old.

• Why did the nose go to school? To get picked on!
• What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
• Why don’t noses ever get tired? They always snot-stop.
• Why was the nose so good at math? It could count on its scent-ses.
• Did you hear the one about the nostril? Never mind—it stinks.
• Why did the nose break up with the mouth? It needed space.
• What’s a nose’s favorite type of music? Snot rock.
• What’s a nose’s favorite candy? Sniffers.
• Why don’t noses play hide and seek? They always get caught sniffing around.
• What do you call a polite sneeze? Ah-choo, please.

Schoolyard Nose Puns That Kids Love

These are playground-ready and fifth-grader approved.

• My nose has recess too—it just runs around.
• If your nose could talk, it’d probably sneeze.
• Don’t laugh through your nose—you’ll snort!
• That smell came from the mystery lunch box.
• My pencil smells weird. It’s probably math.
• I tried to pick my nose in secret, but got caught red-handed.
• My backpack smells like gym class and regret.
• Even my nose wants to skip math.
• Sneezed so hard, I erased the whiteboard.
• Teacher said “follow your nose”—I ended up at the vending machine.

Snorting With Laughter (Literally)

Ever laugh so hard you snort? Same.

• I snorted like a cartoon pig.
• That laugh was nasal-powered.
• My nose got involved without permission.
• Snorts are just bonus laughs.
• I laugh-snorted and scared the cat.
• That joke hit me right in the nostrils.
• Snorting: the laugh’s backup dancer.
• I tried to hold it in… then came the snort.
• If snorting is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
• A proper laugh includes at least one snort.

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Nose-Themed One-Liners for Quick Laughs

Short, sweet, and nose-approved.

• That joke nose what it’s doing.
• I’ve got a booger feeling about this.
• Snot today, Satan.
• Nose it all, but can’t stop sneezing.
• The nose whisperer is here.
• I sniffed once, regret followed.
• Keep calm and blow your nose.
• A nose by any other name would still drip.
• I don’t pick favorites—just noses.
• Nostrils are the windows to the soul.

Doctor, Doctor! Nose Edition

You knew this section was coming.

• Doctor, my nose won’t stop running! — Better catch it then!
• My nose hurts when I sneeze. — Try not sneezing.
• Why does my nose hum? — It’s got a tune stuck up there.
• I think my nose is broken. — It’s snot funny!
• My left nostril’s jealous of my right. — Sibling rivalry.
• Can you fix my nose? — I’m not a magician.
• What’s up with my nose? — Probably your finger.
• My nose beeped at security. — Too much metal in that humor.
• I can’t smell anything. — That’s just Monday.
• I think my nose is quitting. — Let it take a sniff break.

Nose-Pickin’ Good Jokes

Yup, we went there.

• I’m not picking my nose—I’m excavating.
• Nose gold: the currency of childhood.
• That’s a deep pick, buddy.
• If you’re digging for treasure, wash your hands after.
• Don’t pick and drive.
• The booger chronicles, part one.
• Mom said don’t pick… challenge accepted.
• Nose pickers: silent rebels since forever.
• I found something! — That’s not good, dude.
• Digging tunnels up there, are we?

Nose Puns for Social Media Captions

Because nose jokes deserve the spotlight too.

• “Just sniffin’ around 📸👃”
• “Nose what I mean?”
• “Pick your battles. Not your nose.”
• “I smell drama.”
• “Nose deep in this situation.”
• “Snot your average day.”
• “Caught mid-sneeze and still cute.”
• “This selfie? Totally scent-sational.”
• “Filter can’t handle my nostrils.”
• “Sniff happens. Embrace it.”

Famous Nose Quotes With a Twist

Let’s remix some classics.

• “To nose or not to nose, that is the question.”
• “I think, therefore I sniff.”
• “The only thing we have to fear… is a runny nose.”
• “Houston, we have a nostril.”
• “Sniff me once, shame on you. Sniff me twice…”
• “May the snorts be with you.”
• “Life is what happens when your nose is sneezing.”
• “Ask not what your nose can do for you…”
• “All the world’s a nostril stage.”
• “Keep your nose where I can see it.”

Puns for Pet Lovers With Sniffy Buddies

Dogs and noses—match made in comedy heaven.

• My dog’s nose is a GPS.
• Cat’s sniffed once—done for the day.
• Pet noses should have their own job title.
• My dog could smell emotions.
• That nose could solve crimes.
• “Sniff first, ask questions later.”
• My cat sniffed me and walked away.
• Nose boops: the universal love language.
• Snout and about!
• Every pet has a nose-tory.

Weird Nose Facts That Sound Like Jokes

Truth is funnier than fiction sometimes.

• Your nose can remember 50,000 scents.
• Nostrils take turns breathing—tag team style.
• You smell better in the morning.
• Nose hair has an actual purpose (surprise!).
• Smell affects taste—like, a lot.
• You have a nose print—like a fingerprint!
• Noses never stop growing.
• Cold air makes noses run—no marathons required.
• Humans can detect stress through smell.
• Your nose helps with balance. Weird, huh?